Sweet Talker

PSD has a cold, no biggie but he's pretty run-down. Last night, we went to bed early, around 10 pm; when I offered a bedtime handjob, he declined. But at 2 in the morning, I got an unsolicited "my cock is awake even though the rest of me is not" fuck.

He just IM'd me to tell me he's feeling a lot better today, I asked what we were doing tonight.

PSD: Tonight Glee, study and R&R - with a little dirty playtime
Me: yes sir
PSD: And you have been a bad girl too.
Me: have I?
Me: are you sure you have the energy to prove that?
PSD: Enough to take care of you.
Me: are you sure?
Me: you'll probably have to tie me down to make sure
PSD: Oh yes
Me: I fucking love you
PSD: And I fucking love you too

*Edited to add:
Me: Happy 3 month anniversary!
PSD: Happy anniversary - last night I thought to myself that I have never gone to bed angry or upset with you.
Me: the same
PSD: I am so happy :)
Me: I am so happy too :)
PSD: And you will be even happier later *wink*
Me: Promise?
PSD: Yes
Me: whooohoooooo

Read above: Happily-in-love mushpot!

What the fuck did he say?

This is a transcript cut and pasted directly from Yahoo Messenger. The only thing I did was take out our screen names. The improperly capitalized name for him is how he has himself listed. How can respect yourself if you can't even capitalize your own name?

This guy had written to me on AFF and rather than just delete him (too dumb and not circumcised) I was polite and sent a "Sorry, looking for someone local." reply. He then got my Yahoo screen name from my profile (time to disable that nifty little feature) and wrote to me.

jose m (9/3/2008 7:15:22 PM): hey
Me (9/3/2008 7:15:26 PM): hey
jose m (9/3/2008 7:15:31 PM): whats up?
jose m (9/3/2008 7:15:38 PM): do u know who this is lol?
Me (9/3/2008 7:15:43 PM): yes
Me (9/3/2008 7:15:48 PM): the cute guy from Miami
jose m (9/3/2008 7:15:50 PM): oh ok lol
Me (9/3/2008 7:15:56 PM): who I think is too far but you disagree
jose m (9/3/2008 7:16:26 PM): hey why do u say that i live far like if i live hrs away and then u said it wouldnt work out if not like ur looking for a husband or ur gonan get married anytime soon lol
Me (9/3/2008 7:16:41 PM): LOL
Me (9/3/2008 7:16:47 PM): no, I am not even divorced yet
jose m (9/3/2008 7:16:50 PM): im only 30 mins away thats not far maybe naples
jose m (9/3/2008 7:17:00 PM): so im not the jealous type lol
jose m (9/3/2008 7:17:04 PM): sharing is caring lol
jose m (9/3/2008 7:17:11 PM):
Me (9/3/2008 7:17:31 PM): LOL
jose m (9/3/2008 7:18:02 PM):
jose m (9/3/2008 7:18:16 PM): so why do u think im live far when im only 30 mins away lol?
Me (9/3/2008 7:18:31 PM): because I know how this already will work
Me (9/3/2008 7:18:38 PM): I am a single mom with not much time
Me (9/3/2008 7:18:43 PM): been doing this a while now
Me (9/3/2008 7:18:44 PM): LOL
jose m (9/3/2008 7:18:48 PM): n how is that gonan work ?
jose m (9/3/2008 7:18:54 PM): lol
Me (9/3/2008 7:18:59 PM): huh?
Me (9/3/2008 7:19:01 PM): gonan?
jose m (9/3/2008 7:19:30 PM): i meant ho is that gonna work?
jose m (9/3/2008 7:19:33 PM): how
jose m (9/3/2008 7:19:35 PM): lol
Me (9/3/2008 7:19:38 PM): ahhhhh
jose m (9/3/2008 7:20:24 PM): nevermind ur lost lol
Me (9/3/2008 7:20:59 PM): not at all
jose m (9/3/2008 7:22:32 PM): yes u r lol
jose m (9/3/2008 7:22:38 PM): so have u met anyone from aff?
jose m (9/3/2008 7:22:45 PM): by the way im jose n ur name is?
Me (9/3/2008 7:24:21 PM): [wouldn't you love to know]
Me (9/3/2008 7:24:23 PM): yes I have
Me (9/3/2008 7:24:28 PM): several people
jose m (9/3/2008 7:24:53 PM): lucky u
jose m (9/3/2008 7:24:54 PM): lol
Me (9/3/2008 7:25:02 PM): I have met some very cool people
jose m (9/3/2008 7:27:24 PM): i met some fake ass ppl lol
Me (9/3/2008 7:27:40 PM): I have a really stringent screening process
Me (9/3/2008 7:27:41 PM): LOL
Me (9/3/2008 7:27:47 PM): I only meet a handful of people
jose m (9/3/2008 7:28:23 PM): lol
Me (9/3/2008 7:28:46 PM): I hooked up with a guy the other night
Me (9/3/2008 7:28:57 PM): who had done his PhD research at the Kiney Institute
jose m (9/3/2008 7:29:02 PM): can u hooked up with me lol
Me (9/3/2008 7:29:02 PM): so interesting
Me (9/3/2008 7:29:20 PM): Kinsey Institute, sorry
Me (9/3/2008 7:29:23 PM): spelled it wrong
jose m (9/3/2008 7:30:06 PM): its ok this is not an english class lol
jose m (9/3/2008 7:30:19 PM): we r not in school here lol
Me (9/3/2008 7:30:46 PM): I know, but how you present yourself is how people see you
jose m (9/3/2008 7:32:46 PM): thats not true..
jose m (9/3/2008 7:35:12 PM): idont have to open my mouth and ppl right away this im this stuck guy that just go out with girls with six pack
jose m (9/3/2008 7:35:55 PM): aand also think that im full of my self cause of my pics which is not true
jose m (9/3/2008 7:36:15 PM): i love my body andi m prove of it and everybody should feel the same way
jose m (9/3/2008 7:36:47 PM): just cause u dont have a six pack or ur nto shape doesnt mean ur not sexy pr hot or w.e u wantr to call it
Me (9/3/2008 7:40:24 PM): right
Me (9/3/2008 7:40:38 PM): but by taking care of your body, you show people you are proud of it
Me (9/3/2008 7:41:05 PM): the same way I am with my mind
Me (9/3/2008 7:41:51 PM): the being pretty I cannot help
Me (9/3/2008 7:41:58 PM): just like being cute for you
Me (9/3/2008 7:42:27 PM): but I choose to present myself as an educated, well-spoken person because I want to be thought of as more than pretty
Me (9/3/2008 7:42:48 PM): even with hook-ups, I need to be respected for my mind, too...it's my bonus quality

This is when he just stopped responding to me.
Then he came back…

jose m (9/3/2008 8:02:12 PM): lol
jose m (9/3/2008 8:02:14 PM): i see
jose m (9/3/2008 8:02:19 PM): so how long were u married for?
Me (9/3/2008 8:02:50 PM): almost 9 years, been together for 16 ½

It’s been 10 minutes. I am going to assume the math stumped him and post this now.