The transexual conversation

One of the men that started chatting with me on IM made a few rather closed-minded comments to me and sort of riled me up. Something he said reminded me of one of the stories in Tucker Max's book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, from the chapter "The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever." I highly recommend the book, just because it's fucking funny, but if you aren't the book type, at least read a few stories on his site (http://www.tuckermax.com). I do reference the story in the IM and I include the link, if you read it you will understand what I was trying to tell this guy.

This conversation was quite long and boring, so I will include the highlights only. Enjoy.

Al Sc (12:34:04 PM): so have you had any luck on aff?
Me (12:34:10 PM): yes, actually
Me (12:34:14 PM): met some very cool people
Me (12:34:22 PM): a couple of good dates
Me (12:34:28 PM): a couple of hookups
Al Sc (12:34:28 PM): any fun?
Me (12:34:31 PM): totally
Me (12:34:38 PM): meeting nice normal people
Al Sc (12:34:48 PM): u hooked up?
Me (12:35:10 PM): yes
Al Sc (12:35:13 PM): wow
Me (12:35:15 PM): have you?
Al Sc (12:35:22 PM): met a few
Al Sc (12:35:25 PM): mostly fakes
Me (12:36:00 PM): I think women have better luck on there
Al Sc (12:36:02 PM): was the sex good or so so
Me (12:36:03 PM): more real men
Me (12:36:20 PM): the quality of the sex has nothing to do with the site
Me (12:36:20 PM): LOL
Al Sc (12:36:31 PM): so not so good
Al Sc (12:36:32 PM): lol
Me (12:36:38 PM): no, very good
Al Sc (12:36:44 PM): good for u
Me (12:36:45 PM): but that was a weird question
Me (12:36:54 PM): I hook up with people that have nothing to do with AFF also
Al Sc (12:37:03 PM): lol
Al Sc (12:37:17 PM): so u a free swinging woman
Me (12:37:42 PM): no...LOL
Me (12:37:53 PM): but since I am not looking to find a soulmate or husband
Me (12:38:02 PM): I don't feel it necessary to play games either
Al Sc (12:38:09 PM): might as well have fun huh
Al Sc (12:38:46 PM): what type of guys are u attracted to?
Me (12:38:56 PM): all kinds
Me (12:39:04 PM): it really depends
Me (12:39:12 PM): I am big on brains and personality
Al Sc (12:39:20 PM): lol ok
Al Sc (12:39:30 PM): but its not the brains u want...lol
Me (12:40:01 PM): I need to be able to converse with someone before and after
Al Sc (12:40:10 PM): I hear ya
Al Sc (12:41:21 PM): I perfer women that don't play games either
Me (12:41:35 PM): a lot of people do
Al Sc (12:41:40 PM): must be clean
Al Sc (12:42:13 PM): and rather be with white women, not into blacks
Al Sc (12:42:41 PM): plus she can't be too big
Al Sc (12:42:43 PM): lol
Me (12:42:53 PM): LOL OK
Al Sc (12:42:55 PM): don't mind an ample girl
Al Sc (12:43:18 PM): but there are some REAL BBBBW's on there
Al Sc (12:43:37 PM): real big girls on that site
Al Sc (12:44:40 PM): do u have a perference between white, black, hispanic, asian.....?
Me (12:44:46 PM): white
Al Sc (12:44:57 PM): not into dark meat?
Me (12:45:39 PM): I dislike that terminology
Me (12:45:48 PM): but no, I do nor prefer black men
Al Sc (12:46:08 PM): think of it like chicken or turkey...white meat or dark meat
Al Sc (12:46:29 PM): nothing meant by it
Al Sc (12:47:34 PM): read some of the profile on there...the women stress they want either white meat or dark meat only.....don't think of it as a racist statement
Me (12:48:10 PM): I personally dislike that terminology
Me (12:48:17 PM): I wasn't commenting on anyone else

So he's off to a good start, right?

Me (12:55:25 PM): just meeting interesting people
Me (12:55:27 PM): I like people
Me (12:55:34 PM): hence the job in sales
Al Sc (12:56:07 PM): cool
Al Sc (12:56:29 PM): I was reading ur profile
Al Sc (12:56:36 PM): ur into S+M?
Al Sc (12:56:48 PM): Nipple Torture?
Me (12:57:03 PM): not so much torture
Me (12:57:10 PM): I have played on the d/s scene before though
Me (12:57:11 PM): yes
Me (12:57:13 PM): I like it
Me (12:57:20 PM): with someone who knows what they are doing
Al Sc (12:57:21 PM): damn girl u a freak
Al Sc (12:57:24 PM): lol
Me (12:57:26 PM): not at all
Al Sc (12:57:35 PM): sexual freak
Me (12:57:42 PM): no
Me (12:57:45 PM): I am quite normal
Me (12:57:47 PM): I assure you
Al Sc (12:57:51 PM): and u like being handcuffed?
Me (12:58:12 PM): tied or restrained, yes
Al Sc (12:58:16 PM): wow
Al Sc (12:58:20 PM): u look so innocent
Me (12:58:25 PM): I have many more friends who are like me than not
Me (12:58:35 PM): so I assure you this is not freaky...LOL
Al Sc (12:58:49 PM): well not freaky
Al Sc (12:59:10 PM): a sexual freak is a good thing in my eyes
Me (12:59:23 PM): OK
Al Sc (12:59:36 PM): like women who are open to things
Me (12:59:49 PM): that's how I prefer to think of myself
Al Sc (1:00:07 PM): sweet
Al Sc (1:01:25 PM): are u a "clean cut" girl?
Me (1:02:00 PM): huh?
Me (1:02:04 PM): like in my daily life?
Me (1:02:13 PM): my clothing looks like I am an Old Navy ad
Al Sc (1:02:41 PM): meaning do u keep yourself neat and trimmed or are u a wild natural girl
Me (1:02:54 PM): do you mean my pussy?
Al Sc (1:03:01 PM): lol there u go
Me (1:03:11 PM): well, if it becomes your business
Me (1:03:13 PM): I will let you know
Al Sc (1:03:34 PM): if it becomes my business I would find out on my own right?
Me (1:03:45 PM): probably
Al Sc (1:03:54 PM): lol
Al Sc (1:04:21 PM): do u perfer body hair or u want a man clean cut
Me (1:04:51 PM): depends on the man
Al Sc (1:05:31 PM): u know how women are, some are like men...like things trimmed and shaven
Al Sc (1:05:49 PM): no hairy backs, hairy balls, etc....
Me (1:07:02 PM): yes, I know
Me (1:07:08 PM): I have been a woman a long time
Al Sc (1:07:12 PM): lol
Al Sc (1:07:22 PM): lets hope so
Al Sc (1:07:35 PM): not into trannies
Me (1:07:57 PM): good to know
Me (1:08:01 PM): although most are so good
Me (1:08:03 PM): post surgery
Me (1:08:06 PM): you would never know
Me (1:08:07 PM): LOL
Al Sc (1:08:12 PM): lol
Al Sc (1:08:23 PM): don't think so honey
Me (1:09:25 PM): http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_most_disturbing_conversation_ever.phtml#578
Al Sc (1:11:04 PM): what is that
Me (1:11:09 PM): a very funny story
Me (1:11:14 PM): from a very funny book I just read
[no way he read the whole story this quickly...I can read a normal sized novel in one sitting and this story took me more than three minutes to read]
Al Sc (1:14:31 PM): that was funny
Al Sc (1:14:48 PM): and no tht never happened to me
Me (1:15:32 PM): you would never know
Al Sc (1:15:54 PM): big hands big feet
Me (1:16:08 PM): uh huh
Me (1:16:14 PM): I wear a size 10 shoe
Al Sc (1:16:22 PM): lol
Me (1:16:28 PM): so there goes that theory
Al Sc (1:16:55 PM): 10 in women's is big but not that big...now 13 or larger that is
Al Sc (1:17:13 PM): u have big hands?
Me (1:17:25 PM): my husband and I wore the same size ring
Al Sc (1:17:35 PM): lol
Al Sc (1:18:00 PM): are u trying to tell me u a TS?????lol
Me (1:18:07 PM): not at all
Me (1:18:13 PM): but you woulnd't know [damn typo]
Al Sc (1:18:39 PM): maybe but u need to be observant
Me (1:18:46 PM): OK

And I didn't hear from him again until tonight.

Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:26:46 PM): hey
Me (9/9/2008 10:27:02 PM): hi
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:27:11 PM): what's up
Me (9/9/2008 10:27:53 PM): just hanging at home
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:28:00 PM): I hear ya
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:28:42 PM): I am bored at work
Me (9/9/2008 10:29:10 PM): oh
Me (9/9/2008 10:29:13 PM): what do you do again?
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:29:25 PM): work for the county
Me (9/9/2008 10:30:03 PM): doing?
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:30:35 PM): public relations
Me (9/9/2008 10:30:52 PM): at night?
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:31:05 PM): its a 24hr job
Me (9/9/2008 10:31:37 PM): OK
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:33:51 PM): u don't believe me?
Me (9/9/2008 10:33:57 PM): I do
Me (9/9/2008 10:34:00 PM): why would'
Me (9/9/2008 10:34:04 PM): n't I? [ugh, hate when I typo so carelessly]
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:36:02 PM): just saying the way u responded to what I said I do...lol
Me (9/9/2008 10:36:17 PM): I said OK
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:36:26 PM): k
Me (9/9/2008 10:36:28 PM): is that not a reasonable affirmative reply?
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:36:46 PM): yes it is sorry
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:40:13 PM): so what is ur name?
Me (9/9/2008 10:40:37 PM): Me
Me (9/9/2008 10:40:40 PM): just like it says
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:40:54 PM): ur name is [wouldn’t you love to know?]?
Me (9/9/2008 10:42:44 PM): yes
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:42:54 PM): my name is AL
Me (9/9/2008 10:43:41 PM): I know
Me (9/9/2008 10:43:41 PM): LOL [he doesn’t realize that’s how it comes up on IM?]
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:44:03 PM): just making sure
Al Sc (9/9/2008 10:44:34 PM): well I guess I will let you go

Don't know if he will take the hint?
I'm sure he's a lovely man, but maybe he needs to find some nice closed-minded girls without transsexual or racially diverse friends.