From estranged wife to internet dating savant to happily-in-love mushpot...and all the shit in between.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
The Last Fuck of 2010
Me: Tonight is our last chance to have sex in 2010.
Him: No.
Me: Yes.
Him: No, I will be home on Friday.
Me: I will have my period by then.
Him: [wraps arms around me] Anal counts.
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