Last night, night four, seemed hopeless. I was home with one sick kid all day...then the daycare called because the baby had a fever. I fed everyone soup, bathed everyone and finally fell into bed...exhausted.
We started kissing.
Me: How will we know if it's been fifteen minutes?
Him: I think it's more important we set the time aside for intimacy then time ourselves, right?
Me: I guess.
Him: *witty retort*
Me: Stop it, or I am just going to end up laughing for fifteen minutes.
Him: Isn't laughing together in bed intimate?
Me: I guess so...
Him: *nibbles my ear*
Me: Uunnnnggghhhhhhhmmmmm... (totally paraphrasing here)
It's a good thing I had put on the fresh, lacy panties before I came to bed...just in case.
I think we are really staring to get the point of this challenge. By setting aside a few minutes for ourselves and our relationship every day, we are spending more time than ever laughing together...and all the fucking is a nice bonus.
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Sunday, August 3, 2014
Day 3: Two-fer
Now this is getting good!
Typical Sunday morning, lazing around the room. PSD was in the bathroom doing his thing. I was laying facedown on the bed in my underwear.
I am sure you can see where this is going, although I did not until it was buried inside me....
Anyone who tells you that kids are the end of your sex life is not doing it correctly. Our baby never sleeps through the night, she wakes up by 7 every morning and we still manage (outside of this challenge) to do it at least twice a week most weeks. Just make a concerted effort to not let having a baby be an obstacle, and it won't be. Each Baby Einstein video is 30 minutes long...that is half an hour to have some fun.
So, although a quickie from behind technically counts as our intimate act of the day, once we climbed into bed his hands started wandering.
Me: What are you doing?
Him: Pleasuring my woman.
Me: I thought you were too tired.
Him: I am, I am actually asleep...except for my hand.
Me: But you don't have the energy to finish the job.
Him: My hand does. do you want it to stop?
Me: Uhhhhh...no?
*some shifting around*
Me: Your other hand is awake now.
*heavy breathing*
Me: You know what would be even better? If your cock was awake.
Him: Maybe it could be...
*insert insertion here*
And there you have it: TWO-FER!
Sometimes all you have to do is ask!
Typical Sunday morning, lazing around the room. PSD was in the bathroom doing his thing. I was laying facedown on the bed in my underwear.
I am sure you can see where this is going, although I did not until it was buried inside me....
Anyone who tells you that kids are the end of your sex life is not doing it correctly. Our baby never sleeps through the night, she wakes up by 7 every morning and we still manage (outside of this challenge) to do it at least twice a week most weeks. Just make a concerted effort to not let having a baby be an obstacle, and it won't be. Each Baby Einstein video is 30 minutes long...that is half an hour to have some fun.
So, although a quickie from behind technically counts as our intimate act of the day, once we climbed into bed his hands started wandering.
Me: What are you doing?
Him: Pleasuring my woman.
Me: I thought you were too tired.
Him: I am, I am actually asleep...except for my hand.
Me: But you don't have the energy to finish the job.
Him: My hand does. do you want it to stop?
Me: Uhhhhh...no?
*some shifting around*
Me: Your other hand is awake now.
*heavy breathing*
Me: You know what would be even better? If your cock was awake.
Him: Maybe it could be...
*insert insertion here*
And there you have it: TWO-FER!
Sometimes all you have to do is ask!
Saturday, August 2, 2014
Day 2: We're troopers
Last night was amazing, as I may have mentioned. After a reasonable night's sleep (we do have a baby) we woke up bright and early to do a 5K. Between the rain and the interminable steam bath that followed it, we were spent by the time we got home. Sweaty and spent.
After a shower, we put the baby down for a long nap and did what any people would do in our situation: got ridiculously stoned and fucked.
I honesty believe that if every person in the world experienced stoned sex at least once, there would be almost no backlash against marijuana.
Even kissing is a transcendental experience when you're stoned...and kissing the right person. Plus, best nap ever afterward.
This is going to be a fun month.
After a shower, we put the baby down for a long nap and did what any people would do in our situation: got ridiculously stoned and fucked.
I honesty believe that if every person in the world experienced stoned sex at least once, there would be almost no backlash against marijuana.
Even kissing is a transcendental experience when you're stoned...and kissing the right person. Plus, best nap ever afterward.
This is going to be a fun month.
Friday, August 1, 2014
Day 1: Seduction
Someone broke out all the stops.
I came out of the bathroom to music playing and a naked husband.
We always have good sex. It's not always mind-blowing but it's always good. If you think "Well duh, all sex is good," consider yourself lucky that you have never had not-good sex.
Well tonight was mind-blowing sex. Totally amazing, mind-blowing, I'm so glad we instigated this challenge sex.
Onward to the next 29 days!
We always have good sex. It's not always mind-blowing but it's always good. If you think "Well duh, all sex is good," consider yourself lucky that you have never had not-good sex.
Well tonight was mind-blowing sex. Totally amazing, mind-blowing, I'm so glad we instigated this challenge sex.
Onward to the next 29 days!
Wahhhh!
Yeah yeah, I know.
So we initiated our own challenge (we never get sick of these): Thirty Days of Intimacy
We are going to set aside at least 15 minutes a day for an intimate act; the goal is intercourse, of course of course...but we understand some days we may to settle for making out or an old-fashioned hand job.
It begins tonight.
So we initiated our own challenge (we never get sick of these): Thirty Days of Intimacy
We are going to set aside at least 15 minutes a day for an intimate act; the goal is intercourse, of course of course...but we understand some days we may to settle for making out or an old-fashioned hand job.
It begins tonight.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Is it me or my swinging dick?
Me: I have to work tomorrow
Me: but I will probably leave early
Me: we can clean the house up
Me: and fuck?
PSD: someone is in need of my swinging dick.
Me: maybe
Me: maybe I just need to feel close to you more than I need your cock
Me: you'll never know
Me: I am an enigma
PSD: either way you get what you want.
Me: I know
Me: but I will probably leave early
Me: we can clean the house up
Me: and fuck?
PSD: someone is in need of my swinging dick.
Me: maybe
Me: maybe I just need to feel close to you more than I need your cock
Me: you'll never know
Me: I am an enigma
PSD: either way you get what you want.
Me: I know
Friday, December 16, 2011
Advil PM Sex
Sounds sexy, right?
We go to bed early, on a night we have no responsibility (kids). Then we each pop an Advil PM and start going at it. While we're fucking, the Advil PM kicks in, but we're too worked up to notice. Then, after we both cum, we fall into the most peaceful post-orgasm Advil PM induced coma.
Best sleep ever.
We go to bed early, on a night we have no responsibility (kids). Then we each pop an Advil PM and start going at it. While we're fucking, the Advil PM kicks in, but we're too worked up to notice. Then, after we both cum, we fall into the most peaceful post-orgasm Advil PM induced coma.
Best sleep ever.
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