Him: No kids until Monday
Me: Ooooh, Daddy...whatever will we do to entertain ourselves?????
Him: Whatever do you mean, me love?
Me: *batting eyes furiously*
Him: giddy up! Yeehaw!!!
Him: I may have to break you in order to tame the wild beast
Him: I will need rope, a tube of lube and a jackhammer - stat!
Him: Don't worry, the jackhammer will be ribbed for her pleasure - hehehe
Him: brought to you by Carl's Jr.